"My mom died in August."
"What was your favorite thing about her?"
"Her sense of humor."
"What was the time you most appreciated her sense of humor?"
"Probably when I was in high school and she walked in on my girlfriend and I going at it. I was too embarrassed to go back home, so she called my girlfriend, and asked to speak to me. When I got on the phone, she said: ‘Bet you went soft pretty quick there, huh?’"
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GUYS COLORADO NEEDS SOME HELP
There is a bill about to be passed called Amendment 67 that is the ban on ALL abortions. THIS INCLUDES IF THE MOTHER WOULD DIE OR IF SHE WAS RAPED. THIS BILL ALSO CAN MAKE POLICE INSTIGATE ALL NON-LIVE BIRTHS (MISCARRIAGE/STILLBORN).
If you want more information, the article is [here] and they have an indigogo page [here] to help fund the stop of Amendment 67.
TUMBLR PLEASE BLOW THIS UP. PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU
holy shit what the fuck Colorado!?
(taken from the news site)
Here’s what Amendment 67 would really do:
Outlaw all abortion in Colorado, even in cases of rape and incest.
Ban some of the most common and effective forms of birth control, including the Pill and IUDs.
Make it illegal for a pregnant women with cancer to choose treatment that could save her life.
Restrict options for women wanting in vitro fertilization.
Any birth that isn’t a live-birth — so miscarriages and still births — could be deemed suspicious deaths and would be investigated by police.
what the fuck that is disgusting
"Hey let’s legalize weed and then send women’s choice ofntheirnbodies back to the 1800’s"
FUCK COLORADO POLITICIANS.](http://33.media.tumblr.com/6cd45bcde2db8354ccdab360cb8cbf27/tumblr_ndepdh5xmI1qgd2wlo1_500.png)
GUYS COLORADO NEEDS SOME HELP
There is a bill about to be passed called Amendment 67 that is the ban on ALL abortions. THIS INCLUDES IF THE MOTHER WOULD DIE OR IF SHE WAS RAPED. THIS BILL ALSO CAN MAKE POLICE INSTIGATE ALL NON-LIVE BIRTHS (MISCARRIAGE/STILLBORN).
If you want more information, the article is [here] and they have an indigogo page [here] to help fund the stop of Amendment 67.
TUMBLR PLEASE BLOW THIS UP. PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU
holy shit what the fuck Colorado!?
(taken from the news site)
Here’s what Amendment 67 would really do:
- Outlaw all abortion in Colorado, even in cases of rape and incest.
- Ban some of the most common and effective forms of birth control, including the Pill and IUDs.
- Make it illegal for a pregnant women with cancer to choose treatment that could save her life.
- Restrict options for women wanting in vitro fertilization.
- Any birth that isn’t a live-birth — so miscarriages and still births — could be deemed suspicious deaths and would be investigated by police.
what the fuck that is disgusting
"Hey let’s legalize weed and then send women’s choice ofntheirnbodies back to the 1800’s"
FUCK COLORADO POLITICIANS.
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she is such a great lady.
*cries with utter joy*
SHE DID IT THE EXACT SAME WAY WHAT
Let’s be honest, Julie Andrews is Tumblr’s official cool grandma
Forever reblog
Even the pigeons are there
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Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.
#if you don’t then you’re the white ppl other white ppl are wtfing at
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The best thing about my roommate getting tumblr is that if he doesn’t reblog my text posts I can just go in his room and beat him up
he didn’t reblog this
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Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."What have you done
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*goes to catholic church (8 am mass) in the morning*
*goes up to get the communion*
Me thinkin: is it right hand over left or left hand over right damn it i mean…darn it
*gets communion, goes back to my seat*
*starts praying*
Me:dear lord…..why did notre dame have to lose against fsu last…
have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else
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English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever
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let’s be honest here, who would ‘t cheat in chemistry
next level cheating.
this is some naruto shit
It’s like that episode of soul eater
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A baby LED costume
SEIZE THE PREY AND CONSUME
terrifying
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